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Aim Demotivational Poster


SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION -


TAGS: aim small miss small
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:38 pm

Thankee, Jesus.
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 2:13 pm
Brilliant! ^^^^^


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.


IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)




KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: neilgaiman school worth sad hammy
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
They should have warned me that cops weren't really my friends, and would always, ALWAYS regard me with suspicion.


DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.




IMAGINATION GIVES YOU WINGS -


TAGS: aim high dy2012
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - May 13, 2012, 5:49 am
posted it verdeckt
Verdeckt - May 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Please also upload to Motivational Twist site


WEIGHT WATCHERS -




YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... -


TAGS: disclaimer big pharma drugs
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:26 am
Let me try this. Head. Crack. c******d. Headcrack. Ok lets see what gets cencored.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:25 am
They seriously censored the word c******ds? What is that offensive to drug addicts or something. When did useing the term c******d for thieveing losers breaking into your house because they are to lazy or high to get a job become political incorrect?
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:22 am
When used against scumbag c******ds breaking into your home side effects may include LIFE.
culos - March 3, 2011, 11:46 am
one every two seconds? dang! you must be clumsy, one should do the trick....
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 11:35 am
that's the only cure for stupidity. Take one every 2 seconds for a whole minute, right in the forehead.
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
it comes with a special "syringe", and gets injected straight to the brain
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Depends on what method of delivery you pick.
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 12:40 am
I wonder if you take this orally or rectally?
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 12:03 am
Looks like the package was tampered with... it may not be sanitary.
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 12:00 am
a bullet suppository? What ever you do, don't fart


CREEPY -


TAGS: scrubs stalker dude claiming it
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

justme - May 5, 2011, 3:25 pm
nice... love scrubs though XD... cant vote =(
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:59 am

lol5


I WAS SO CLOSE -


TAGS: groovy troopas claimed the qupas
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

suru22 - May 3, 2011, 3:10 pm
That is the real reason why Pakistan is mad. They wanted their money!


ONE DOWN - one to go.


TAGS: r i p corey haim
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Bovee

agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMAO!
Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wait a minute. Which one of these two is Kirk Cameron again?
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:46 pm
For an extra 2 dollars, can we throw in Corey Hart?
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 5:33 pm
Oh, ok. So we got bets on the other one? I say 2 months.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
Yes.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 5:03 pm
Yeah, the douche or the dweebe?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 5:01 pm
The stupid one... lots of help huh?
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 4:54 pm
So, which one kicked the bucket?
Mongo - March 10, 2010, 10:40 am
5L....soooo true
boeweizer - March 10, 2010, 9:37 am
5 l's bc my name is cory


PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


OWNERSHIP -


TAGS: can t be claimed without checking the profit
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb


TOUGH LOVE -




POUTINE -


TAGS: poutine aim at bowl
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:50 am
i don't actually know anyone who's had koala burgers. but kangaroo sausages and emu burgers are quite nice.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:49 am
never tried it. i've got nothing against it really, but on first look, it does look a bit like vomit.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Sweet relish never goes with eucalyptus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:43 am
I don't like Koala burgers....too each his own.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:41 am
I'm guessing pzykosiz doesn't like these eh?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:32 am
No doubt, Canada... that's a short list.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:32 am
Inspiration.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:29 am
Barry told me it was disturbing....why did you invite him anyways?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:26 am
I thought it was very romantic... I mean come on, candles? Fireplace? Barry Manilow in the background?
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:25 am
Because it's hilarious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:21 am
Then why does it have 3 million youtube hits?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:20 am
That was a private video, dammit!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:13 am
They lit the menora put on some sombreros and it was pretty much over.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:11 am
Like that time Aggy and Rerun made out?....you're not missing much.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am
I should really get on more. I miss all the good stuff.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:09 am
No apologies... this is aces!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:08 am
No worries pzy....you didn't know.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:07 am
btw, sorry if mrrs mooooo was upset about the tribute poster. however, the username set it up really well.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:06 am
Well it does. lol
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:05 am
Ugh..... women.... LOL in regards to the "sitcom" comment.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
What?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
LOL Claire
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:04 am
I can't argue with that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:58 pm
Not true...There are others here who clearly hate me.....I say "f*** Em"
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:58 pm
Sounds like the name of a sitcom.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:55 pm
Because only mooooo hates mooooo.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:55 pm
That must be a guy thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
She's super talented ...I have no idea why she's with me..
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
@Ag- I get it. I guess I just never think about that. @Moo+: She painted that?! Epic.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
Really? That's amazing, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:51 pm
Aggy is right. My mother in law encourages it for some reason though.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
LMAO!!!! It was definitely interestingly fun, Mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
I use my fav as an avatar.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:50 pm
You may not see it just yet.... you're young. But, this site and having fun here isn't the chick magnet you might thik it is... and I know of no wife or girlfriend who encourages any guy here to visit this much.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
That's amsome. (the painting thing.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nik and Mo were pretty cool....I miss them (mostly Nik)LOL
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nothing to tell about that Nik and MO thing. It just wasn't a roaring success.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm
She doesn't get the whole motifake thing. She has too many hobbies as it is. She's usually painting.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:48 pm
That was in regards to Mrs/ mooooo's cooking.
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
Wait what?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
I don't think I was here when that happened. Mind giving me a synopsis?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:47 pm
The blind can hear better... I'm sure she excels in other areas.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yeah.... it worked well with Nik and MO
Claire - July 11, 2010, 11:44 pm
She should get an account. That would be interesting. o_O
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
She's the best..(except the cooking)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
The fact that she's with you says a lot of good about her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:39 pm
as far as the tribute goes...I have stated before that you can bash anyone I know (Mother,sister,Brother.....etc) Not Mrs Moooooooooooo. she sees the site and I'd have to make you my personal target if you hurt her feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:36 pm
My bad...I forget about time zones and whatnot.And thanks for adding it to the calendar thread (people are getting lazy aboot that) I hate you slightly less.
pzykosiz - July 11, 2010, 11:32 pm
I am doing this on the right day Moooo. I'm in Australia. It looks very similar to a product we had at kfc that was an absolute flop
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
I'll keep that in mind next time the world cup comes to Canada?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:33 pm
It wouldn't be the same. You can even get poutine at Burger king in Canada....but don't.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:31 pm
Never had it... can I substitute shredded sharp cheddar?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
I'm determined to eat this now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:26 pm
I only get it in restaurants. I don't have a deep friar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:26 pm
You have to use actual cheese curds and very h** beef gravy (to melt the cheese a little)
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Does your woman make this dish for you, mooooo? With this recipe?
Claire - July 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
It actually sounds pretty good, the way it was described to me. I'll have to try it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
btw Psycosiz, Poutine day is tomorrow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 9:23 pm
Just because something looks gross doesn't mean it won't taste good. ....i didn't know you were Canadian RL. or maybe I forgot,
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:21 pm

this is a french delicatsee here in canada. seen my poster on the french...lol. 5l's awesome!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:01 pm
LOL!


GOALS - Not always meant to be reached, it often serves as something to aim at.




EVER SINCE -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.




RIGHT ON TARGET -


TAGS: idealistic pigeon aim
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Icu271 - July 28, 2011, 12:58 am
is is that really enough?
Greeny - May 11, 2011, 9:22 pm
is is is, is... there, that's enough


I HATE IT WHEN - Someone else takes the insanity that I have mentally claimed




PHOOKING BYO RESTOORANTS - After all zees hassle of zee wine, zee 'Duck a l'Orange' had better be az good az zay say..!!




TAKING STOCK -


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


FREE TIME - Like the guy who made this poster, I have too much of it.




REGGIE FILS-AIME - He will kick your ass


TAGS: gravy666 gravy 666 reggie fils aime fils aime nintendo snokendo super mario 64
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Eric - May 25, 2009, 11:06 pm
He's wearing a Link pin because he's with Nintendo. Duh.
Tara - January 1, 2009, 4:03 pm
why is he wearing a Link pin?
LogicDude - December 20, 2008, 12:26 am
*cough* Genesis! *cough*
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:41 pm
He looks like a puppet in that Phil Collins video...


DISCLAIMER - Even Motifake.com needs one




Bah Humbug -


TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D


Here You Go LG -


TAGS: disclaimers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - January 23, 2014, 10:45 am
I lost it at 'do not fold, spindle or mutilate' xD
lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 12:03 am

Read it outloud~~thought I was gonna have to Heimlich the husbing!~
lgvernon - January 22, 2014, 9:24 pm

Hilarious! 5Ls


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: we aim to please motifake
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - November 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
Urban dictionary, where spelling and correct grammar are for other people.


No Thanks -


TAGS: mcdonald s disclaimer privacy info no thanks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:31 pm
"using it anywhere in the universe however we see fit, with or without prior notification." My dad logged off the website and said, "Forget it, I'm done."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 5:28 pm
Thanks, Priss. My old man tried to redeem something recently online. he read the disclaimer through and through and terms of agreement. One of which had to do with "them" coming into their house at any point in time and taking their picture and quote:
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:10 pm
Sorta like the same paranoia you feel after you've eaten what McDonny's considers a burger! 5L for the upcoming legal fees crotchety!


HOLLOW -


TAGS: oscar wilde beware the facade that claims truthfullness hammy
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 11, 2010, 10:41 am
really Nice... (Psycho)
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:48 am
I beg to differ, A2... it emboldens, yes. But my crew never wore so much as a ski mask. 111561
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:36 pm
thank you
Anonymous2 - November 9, 2010, 8:30 pm
5L from this resident Anonymous.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 12:15 pm
Touche, And We'll see what you can do about me raping your avatar .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 11:43 am
What d'you say 'bout my avatar?.....You'll pay for that.......................................(Your avatar has no nose...Forskinny's has a lot of nose....figure it out)
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 11:35 am
I would plain and simple do yours... but I don't get how our avatars would produce Sarah Jessica Parkers nose..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 11:29 am
If your avatars had a baby....It would be Sarah Jessica Parker with a tan..........I'd hit it.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 11:15 am
Thank you
forseti - November 9, 2010, 10:50 am
great! 5 Oscars


AIM - Men If You Can't Hit The Big Hole You Won't Get Close To The Small One


TAGS: aim hole ***
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by rerun

Fatt Matt - April 9, 2010, 11:40 am
That's when you give it an upper-decker.
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 10:24 am
Superb!!! Thats awesome rerun. 5 and fav'd


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your a**" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


NEW YEAR'S PEEVE - For celebrities, 2009 put the "anchor" in anchor leg for the human race. Somewhere out there, 12 a.m. can't get here soon enough for Abe Vigoda.




CLEANING DUTY - It's serious business!


TAGS: daimaou
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Kageryuu



Found Waldo -




In a galaxy far, far away -


TAGS: r2 d2 toilet bathrooms aiming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2015, 10:25 pm
It's a deleted scene :-D
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 1:15 am
How'd I miss this??
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 1:03 am
Crotchety...only you could successfully 5L an R2D2...teehee.


The burd is the wurd -


TAGS: laying claim
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 26, 2015, 11:15 pm
Stoopid iPhones
GaryO - July 26, 2015, 11:14 pm
Last night, or very early this morn. I was compelled to munch and giggle my b***t off....can't recall why promoted that, but I have this cough...
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 9:36 pm
Part of GaryO's profile!
EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2015, 8:51 pm
You are a silly man!
Oldsod - July 26, 2015, 7:25 pm
That was a pun bad enough to tern one's stomach. 5L
JesusWept - July 26, 2015, 4:12 pm
Funny, but it looks more like a meme than a demoti-poster.
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 9:54 am
Ouch!


ambition -


TAGS: aim higher
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 5:55 am
----at any cost! You focus on the stupidest stuff when nature throws something evil your way! Luv this! 5L RL!


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